Mugshot Cinema: Robert Downey Jr. is accused of acting the hell out of his role as a 1980s drug addict opposite cute block of wood Andrew McCarthy.

Mugshot Cinema: Robert Downey Jr. is accused of relentlessly pursuing women and not taking no for an answer in a movie directed by a prolific sex abuser.

Mugshot Cinema: Frank Sinatra is accused of trying to realistically depict the trials and tribulations of drug addiction during the puritanical Hays Code era.

Mugshot Cinema: Cher is accused of being the only good part of a sappy, weepy melodrama about a kid with a really weird looking face.

Mugshot Cinema: Frank Sinatra is accused of trying to assassinate the president and beefing with a sassy little boy named Pidge.

Mugshot Cinema: Cher is accused of being best friends with a plutonium fuel plant whistleblower and being way too involved in her friend’s love life.

Mugshot Cinema: Frank Sinatra is accused of playing a tiny Italian stereotype in a movie that's only interesting during the attack on Pearl Harbor.

Mugshot Cinema: Cher is accused of having “the biggest pair of melons in the whole goddamn state of Texas.”

Mugshot Cinema: Robert Downey Jr. is accused of being too tuff.

An achingly beautiful story about how capitalism takes everything from us–our labor, our bodies, our minds, and our love.