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Moonstruck
Mugshot Cinema: Cher is accused of starring in what’s possibly the best rom-com of all time while slapping the hell out of an equally incredible Nic Cage.
Apr 258 min read
Less Than Zero
Mugshot Cinema: Robert Downey Jr. is accused of acting the hell out of his role as a 1980s drug addict opposite cute block of wood Andrew McCarthy.
Apr 257 min read
Guys and Dolls
Mugshot Cinema: Frank Sinatra is accused of stringing along his sweet fiancée while Marlon Brando shows him how to really treat a lady.
Apr 256 min read
Highlander Off
Parts: The Clonus Horror vs. The Island
Who will win the Highlander Off? Clones forced to donate organs to rich people or clones forced to donate organs to rich people while Bayhem erupts?
Aug 18, 20254 min read
Repo Men vs. Repo! The Genetic Opera
Who will win the Highlander Off? Psychotic men who rip organs out of poor people or psychotic men who rip organs out of poor people while singing?
Jul 26, 20255 min read
Gordy vs. Babe
Who will win the Highlander Off? A pig who saves a dumb kid and becomes a CEO or a pig who teaches us all about empathy?
Jul 12, 20254 min read
Wildcock
Lifeboat vs. Double Indemnity
Wildcock: who’s really the Best Director? Hitchcock’s story about a boat full of Americans vs. one Nazi or Wilder’s compelling movie about insurance fraud?
Apr 2511 min read
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